I Squisheth Mine Pimple

it had been festering for a long time. almost two weeks. it had grown so big it resembled a wart. today, i noticed it was beginning to turn green.

ah hah! i thought. time to finally squeeze it out.

i pressed down with two fingers. come on, i urged the bump. come to mama.

but it wouldn't budge. the stupid head remained hidden inside. i tried again, squeezing with more force.

pop! i felt the bump give way, and bright green ooze suddenly squirted out in a little blob.

hurrah! i cheered to myself. now i've broken through the first barrier. now to squeeze out the hard lump inside.

i squeezed down hard with two fingers. it felt like a firm little ball. then, SQUISH when the pimple, and warm green pus mixed with blood came shooting out and spattering across my hand.

ugh, gross. i got a tissue and wiped the mess from my hand. then i looked up to the mirror, and saw a rivulet of dark red blood running out of the pimple.

argh. the stupid head is still inside the pimple, but now it won't stop bleeding.

i guess i'll try again another day.