where shall i start? right, let's start with The King and the Clown (2005). i watched it 5 times because i still cannot accept the fact that Gong-gil (Lee Joon Ki) is prettier than any average female. even though he has a man's body, his fair skin, high and sharp nose and rosebud lips is enough to make even the most hard-hearted female a.k.a me want to alternately scratch his face or put makeup on and play dress up.
so i told my mother today that i wanted a boyfriend (meaning human pet) like Gong-gil, and she said, "ee, why you want someone so sissy?"
me: "so i can take care of him and feel stronger and more superior. he must be as pretty as Gong-gil though, or else i wouldn't want him. besides, i can dress him up as a girl and pretend we're sisters, so fun!"
mom: "don't be crazy. what if he falls in love with your brother instead?"
me: "i'm sure he wouldn't steal my pet."
mom: "even worse, what if he falls for your father?"
sometimes, even though we look so similar and think alike, i think my mother resides in another plane and dimension.
anyway i found out today that yuta, the japanese exchange student in my TS practical group, has a twin brother! ooooh twins are so cute!! especially identical twins. sometimes i think i have a twin sibling, although my mother swears i don't. it's just that i feel like two persons in one body, although some people have assured me that no, i don't have two persons in one body, but at least five or more.
anyway i want to have twin sons. not twin daughters, because i know that bitch fights are harder to resolve than boy fights. so let's put my list as:
- a pretty boy human pet
- twin sons
- angelina jolie
- to be the next sarah brightman, minus scary hair and mad face
okay i really can't think of what other pseudo intelligent stuff to write about.
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