Meme Memeth

TYPE P

You scored 83 imagination, 62 confidence, 50 dominance, and 54 generosity!

You are a KINKY, CONFIDENT, DOMINANT lover who prefers to give.

This means that:

You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you want something fun and new all the time. You aren't afraid to try out anything you hear about. You might just be an intelligent lover who needs to be mentally engaged, or perhaps you have some dirty dark secret kinky desires, but either way, you're never boring.

You are pretty confident in bed. This means that you know you can please your lover. Maybe you've read a lot of sex manuals, or have the experience from previous lovers, or just tend to be skilled at whatever you get your hands on, but you're good and you know it. You can really get results and know that you have pure talent, so you won't be hiding away shy, pretending to be all innocent. Your partners love your naughty self assurance, you don't hesitate and this makes you a sensational lover.

You tend to be dominant in bed, so you prefer to be the one giving the orders than taking them. Maybe you like the power, or just like controlling the pace, perhaps your partner likes to be dominanted, or maybe you get a kick out of the whole master/slave relationship, it could be something as small as liking to be on top during sex and tie up your lover to tease them, or it could be as kinky as them having to ask your permission to do anything at all. Either way, you are firm and you enjoy it!

You prefer to give than recieve. This makes you a very unselfish lover, devoted to the needs of your partner rather than your own. You get your pleasure from seeing them get theirs, you are a model sex partner. I'm sure plenty of people would love to have someone like you in bed with them! Remember though that if your partner gets pleasure from returning the favour it's okay to let them, they might love giving as much as you do!

WE SUGGEST YOU:
get into some slightly more hardcore fantasy territory. Go for bondage in a not so light and fluffy way and discover just what you really like. Want to play master/slave games? Want to be tied up or tie someone up, in just enough discomfort that they don't quite relax? Want to try a threesome? Maybe you'd even like to try out sado-masochism. It's your call. Whatever you do, unleash that kinky thing you've always really wanted to try and give it a go, you're a great lover, and you know it, up for anything, generous, imaginative, confident, and happy to go for what you want, so enjoy.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

	You scored higher than 99% on imagination
	You scored higher than 99% on confidence
	You scored higher than 99% on dominance
	You scored higher than 99% on generosity

Link: The What's your sexual style? Test written by lu-mina on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Bitch, In Praiseth of Difficulte Woman

as i see my friends wave goodbye to me, and then join their girlfriends/boyfriends, it makes me feel left out. maybe i should get a boyfriend or a girlfriend too. in fact, most people are surprised to find out that i'm actually single. that's because i'm picky.

but do i have the right to be picky? should i just settle for what i can get?

but can anybody who is anybody have an inkling of what they might get, if they were to be my boyfriend?

my personal anthem is "I'm A Bitch", and it has been since it came out when i was 17, because no other song has come as close as this to describing my personality.

i'm a bitch, i'm a mother
i'm a child, i'm a lover
i'm a sinner, i'm a saint
i do not feel ashamed
i'm your hell, i'm your dream
i'm nothing in between
you know you wouldn't want it any other way

it's so true. there are times i just want to dominate and feel superior, to take over and take care of lesser beings, and yet there are times i'm so tired i just want to curl up into a ball and be taken care of. i do things that i'm not proud of, yet i try my best to be a good person, and really i don't give a damn what others think. people are always saying i'd be a wonderful wife and partner because i can do so many things most other girls my age can't, and while it's true that i can be a dream come true, i can turn the other way around and fuck you right up the ass if i'm not happy. i swing between extremes and there's no such thing as moderation in my vocabulary.

and you know you wouldn't want it any other way, because if you really love me, not simply for my face, or my abilities, or my intelligence, you would love the way i behave. life with me is going to be one long journey, and the ride won't be smooth. nothing that's mediocre would satisfy me, and yet, it is ultimately myself who decides your level of mediocrity. you can be the prince of a southern kingdom and have a face that's carved by angels, but i might find you sorely lacking. similarly, if you look like you've been hit by a truck and have nothing to your name, i might find that you're the person i've been looking for all my life.

so take me as i am
this may mean you'll have to be a stronger man
rest assured that when i
start to make you nervous
and i'm going to extremes
tomorrow i would change
and today won't mean a thing

this also explains why i change so much from day to day. and also why some people say that talking to me is like talking to a few people at the same time. i can't stick to one mood long enough to last the hour. one part of me wants to crack stupid jokes, and one part of me just wants to go home and cry like a little girl. and one part of me just wants to reach out and smack you till your teeth bleed.

i'm a bitch, i'm a tease
i'm a goddess on my knees
when you're hurt, when you suffer
i'm your angel undercover

and yet, i can't bear to see my friends unhappy, because it makes me unhappy too. i like to always see them laughing and confident, untroubled and sorrow-free. and yet i might resort to underhanded means to make them happy, like setting fire to their nemesis' underwear while it's still on their asses. then i'll feel good that the baddies have burnt asses, and also feel bad that they can't sit for weeks.

but you know you wouldn't want me any other way, would you?

Thou Forceth Mine Hand

okay my adoring fans, er, fan, Big Sister Peipei will now attempt to write an uninspired, unmotivated and yet meaningful post.

where shall i start? right, let's start with The King and the Clown (2005). i watched it 5 times because i still cannot accept the fact that Gong-gil (Lee Joon Ki) is prettier than any average female. even though he has a man's body, his fair skin, high and sharp nose and rosebud lips is enough to make even the most hard-hearted female a.k.a me want to alternately scratch his face or put makeup on and play dress up.

so i told my mother today that i wanted a boyfriend (meaning human pet) like Gong-gil, and she said, "ee, why you want someone so sissy?"

me: "so i can take care of him and feel stronger and more superior. he must be as pretty as Gong-gil though, or else i wouldn't want him. besides, i can dress him up as a girl and pretend we're sisters, so fun!"

mom: "don't be crazy. what if he falls in love with your brother instead?"

me: "i'm sure he wouldn't steal my pet."

mom: "even worse, what if he falls for your father?"

sometimes, even though we look so similar and think alike, i think my mother resides in another plane and dimension.

anyway i found out today that yuta, the japanese exchange student in my TS practical group, has a twin brother! ooooh twins are so cute!! especially identical twins. sometimes i think i have a twin sibling, although my mother swears i don't. it's just that i feel like two persons in one body, although some people have assured me that no, i don't have two persons in one body, but at least five or more.

anyway i want to have twin sons. not twin daughters, because i know that bitch fights are harder to resolve than boy fights. so let's put my list as:

1. a pretty boy human pet
2. twin sons
3. angelina jolie
4. to be the next sarah brightman, minus scary hair and mad face

okay i really can't think of what other pseudo intelligent stuff to write about.