Speecheth Upon A Soape Box

wrathfie: S was a girl i had a girly crush on. *pat*

why is it that boys can't keep their eyes to themselves and their girlfriends? why must they stare and stare and look and ogle at other girls, even when their girlfriend is right next to them? is your girlfriend not pretty enough to hold your undivided attention, hm? is she not interesting enough? if you are so easily distracted by any random girl, what does that say about your feelings for the girl you have laid exclusive claim upon?

oh and before you assume anything, no, i'm not referring to my boyfriend. i don't have any boyfriends, despite my frequent moping about for one (and yet still being ridiculously picky, which means i'm not at desperation level). i'm referring to the guys that stare at me.

don't you know it's rude to stare at me, when you girlfriend is next to you? don't you know it would make your girlfriend think i'm a boyfriend-stealing hussy (and you know i'm not, if you know what i mean, woof woof)? i have been glared at by countless girls, just because their unfaithful men had feasted their eyes upon my unsuspecting visage. HELLO? i didn't ask for them to stare! if i could i'd wear a burka and cover myself up so people wouldn't stare, but of course burkas would cramp my style and it's not my fault, it's theirs, so why should i cover myself up?

what is worse, is the guys that have girlfriends, and YET try to get over-friendly with me. if you want to be more than friends, make sure you are fancy free. i do not appreciate some raging bitch sending me death threats pinned onto voodoo dolls with my face on it.

thank you, that is all.