Udders Giveth Me The Shudders, Tits Giveth Me The...

once upon a time, i wanted big breasts. i wanted them really big, like anime boobs. my rationale was that if my breasts were so big, it would make every other part of my body look smaller. anyway, now that i've discovered the joys of padding, i've more or less given up on that dream (although i get temporary moments of depression, especially during the undressing process, when all my artificial appendages and coverings are removed and i'm left with my true, flawed body), i still look at my girlfriend's chest and ogle at them and wish i had something that impressive on me too.

the most beautiful breasts i've ever seen were those of my Oneesama's. and i haven't actually seen them in their naked glory, only that one time when she was wearing a really low-cut dress. and her skin made a huge impact. it was white and creamy and completely flawless, just like tofu, the silken kind. naturally my eyes were drawn to that amazing expanse of white skin gently undulating over the globes of her mammaries, so much so that she noticed it and said, "you know, you're not too bad yourself."

heh. maybe it's me, maybe it's the 3-inch thick synthetic sponge.

i had a friend who had 3 nipples. well, next to having humongous melons, having 3 nipples sound like a good deal to me. most people don't get the concept, they keep asking her, "wait, so do you have 3 breasts?" nope, she has 2 breasts, the 3rd nipple isn't attached to any boob, it's just on the skin of her chest. but isn't it cute?

but what i feel is such a pity are inverted nipples. i don't know, i just think they are sad. i've never seen how an inverted nipple look like, but just the idea of having a nipple that goes in instead of stick out is just...tragic.

why am i talking about mammaries? i don't know.

fake boobs? don't do it! one day you'd be getting all hot and heavy with your man, and he squeeze that thing so hard it'll fly out of your mouth.