Sunday, January 28, 2007

Playeth in Costumeth

i wanted to cosplay at cosfest this year and signed up with a team, but in the end they decided to postpone it till later, so i don't know what to cosplay as this year.

and it's going to be my first cosplay, not counting the "cosplay" i did last year at EOY.

the problem is, i don't know what to cosplay as.

i really want to cosplay as Chii from Chobits, but then the wig would be a bitch. if only i could do it with my real hair, but then i wouldn't look like Chii anymore. i'll just look like some random person with Chii's persocom ears.

then apart from that, the other animes i watch are hentai and yaoi. i remember when i was 16 i wanted to go for some cosplay event dressed as Miko Mido from La Blue Girl, with my best friend, but in the end it turned out i wouldn't be in Singapore during the event. then now i find out that cosplay hentai characters are not allowed at events? but Miko Mido dresses decently (enough), and has that big stupid purple bow on her head. i really loved La Blue Girl and all the tentacle sex action though, it was really funny and ridiculous.

ok well, the next best cosplay would be the Bake Neko arc of ~ayakashi. at first i'm thinking of crossplaying as the demon catcher, but then i think i'll pull off Kayo better. but then i really like the demon catcher, so then i'll need a partner to be the demon catcher. then on second thoughts, Kayo does look a little stupid. and i'll have to be thinner to pull off the demon catcher.

heh. Oiwa-sama of Yotsuya Kaidan is out of the question as i don't want to get cursed. i mean, it's better to play on the safe side. it's said that if an actress doesn't visit her grave and ask for a formal pardon and her permission to play her role, the actress's right eye will drop out and her hair will fall off. and many of the people involved in reproductions of her story have died or committed suicide. so i guess, not risk it?

it wouldn't be fun to cosplay as Tomi Hime from the Tenshu Monogatari arc if i don't have a Zusho-no-suke as a partner. and it's impossible to find someone as tall and as built as Zusho-no-suke (not to mention as hot and manly), so i won't waste my time finding him.

of course, i could get my friends together to cosplay Bobobo...but which sane person would want to cosplay as a spiny orange ball or a ten-inch-tall tofu man?

i'll also love to cosplay Marimite, but i love almost all the characters in it! so i can't decide between Sachiko, Shimako, Yumi, Sei and Yoshino. and yes, it's a yuri anime. totally fits me. if i cosplay as crazy yuri seme Sei, i'll have the leeway to grope all the imouto-chans present.

how about Puchiko from Di Gi Charat? i love the random stupidity of that show. even better, i could cosplay as Pyoko, and end all my sentences with pyo-pyo-pyo. and if i'm Pyoko, my brother can join in as one of the doctors in the Black Gema Gema Dan. i mean, since he has a real stethoscope and a doctor's coat...he could give free checkups at cosfest too.

then again, body proportions do not allow me to cosplay as little girls.

i just had a stupid idea. maybe i can borrow one of my brother's hamsters and pass it off as Ebichu, while i pose as Ebichu's 'gochujin-chama'. then there wouldn't be much challenge, since basically there's nothing to being 'gochujin-chama' except act hysterical.

oh well. i give up. and please don't suggest some "maid" character. god knows i've had enough of maids.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

*covers eyes* o_0 joie~ wat are ya typing !!! shhh.... lolx

Nicholas said...

Well for a while my group of friends were quite interested in a Bible Black cosplay.

Oh well. The key word is "quite".