it has come to my attention that more and more people are reading my blog and frankly speaking, i don't really like that. when this blog started out, no one, not even my bestest friends, knew its existence because i wanted to be completely anonymous.
but after awhile i gave the URL to my best friends and slowly gave the URL to a select few in my next circle of friends, with the request to not link my blog to any of theirs. however, i guess it managed to leak out, so i thought, oh what the heck, just let it be.
however, ever since i started working, more and more people have started to look at my blog (if you guys are expecting "2dae ii w3nt sh0pPinK, wusH sHo funn n ii lub mii deaRx deaRx" then i'm sorry, no can do) and i realize that i don't like it at all. i prefer that NO ONE (except you, my darling D) reads my blog at all, because when i write my entries are highly personal and meditative.
however what's done is done. if you have my URL (whether i gave it to you or not), by all means i'm not stopping you from reading what i write. but just remove whatever links you have on your own blogs and websites that link to my blog, and also, please don't give my URL out to anyone that asks. i suppose i could start a "public" blog but that's poppycock and i won't waste my time humoring those who want to know the precise amount of toothpaste i use to brush my teeth in the mornings. or what i ate or at what exact time did i defecate.
on other news,
Joshua, my dear number one fan, it's not that i don't want to join the Windsorians in activities, but you must know that while it's easy for you PGPers and Hall-ers to meet up regularly for night-time fun (and you, Sir Derek-of-dubious-sexual-orientation-and-shady-cosplay-habits, often have personal transport), it's not easy for me to do so, even if i live within the same geographical area of campus. cos 1) it costs money to travel, 2) i meet strange perverts at night and 3) i have a life outside school that demands a lot of my time.
however, the Windsorians can drop by at my place anytime (provided i'm free) since *ahem* there's 2 swimming pools, 3 jacuzzis, 3 tennis courts, an underground squash court, 2 karaoke rooms and of course, barbecue pits.
non-Windsorians need not apply, my invitation is for Windsorians only. except, of course, my darling D and also, Michelle aka hot Eurasian friend. you can come over and have your bikini parties any time. don't forget it's PWHOF!
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Playeth in Costumeth
i wanted to cosplay at cosfest this year and signed up with a team, but in the end they decided to postpone it till later, so i don't know what to cosplay as this year.
and it's going to be my first cosplay, not counting the "cosplay" i did last year at EOY.
the problem is, i don't know what to cosplay as.
i really want to cosplay as Chii from Chobits, but then the wig would be a bitch. if only i could do it with my real hair, but then i wouldn't look like Chii anymore. i'll just look like some random person with Chii's persocom ears.
then apart from that, the other animes i watch are hentai and yaoi. i remember when i was 16 i wanted to go for some cosplay event dressed as Miko Mido from La Blue Girl, with my best friend, but in the end it turned out i wouldn't be in Singapore during the event. then now i find out that cosplay hentai characters are not allowed at events? but Miko Mido dresses decently (enough), and has that big stupid purple bow on her head. i really loved La Blue Girl and all the tentacle sex action though, it was really funny and ridiculous.
ok well, the next best cosplay would be the Bake Neko arc of ~ayakashi. at first i'm thinking of crossplaying as the demon catcher, but then i think i'll pull off Kayo better. but then i really like the demon catcher, so then i'll need a partner to be the demon catcher. then on second thoughts, Kayo does look a little stupid. and i'll have to be thinner to pull off the demon catcher.
heh. Oiwa-sama of Yotsuya Kaidan is out of the question as i don't want to get cursed. i mean, it's better to play on the safe side. it's said that if an actress doesn't visit her grave and ask for a formal pardon and her permission to play her role, the actress's right eye will drop out and her hair will fall off. and many of the people involved in reproductions of her story have died or committed suicide. so i guess, not risk it?
it wouldn't be fun to cosplay as Tomi Hime from the Tenshu Monogatari arc if i don't have a Zusho-no-suke as a partner. and it's impossible to find someone as tall and as built as Zusho-no-suke (not to mention as hot and manly), so i won't waste my time finding him.
of course, i could get my friends together to cosplay Bobobo...but which sane person would want to cosplay as a spiny orange ball or a ten-inch-tall tofu man?
i'll also love to cosplay Marimite, but i love almost all the characters in it! so i can't decide between Sachiko, Shimako, Yumi, Sei and Yoshino. and yes, it's a yuri anime. totally fits me. if i cosplay as crazy yuri seme Sei, i'll have the leeway to grope all the imouto-chans present.
how about Puchiko from Di Gi Charat? i love the random stupidity of that show. even better, i could cosplay as Pyoko, and end all my sentences with pyo-pyo-pyo. and if i'm Pyoko, my brother can join in as one of the doctors in the Black Gema Gema Dan. i mean, since he has a real stethoscope and a doctor's coat...he could give free checkups at cosfest too.
then again, body proportions do not allow me to cosplay as little girls.
i just had a stupid idea. maybe i can borrow one of my brother's hamsters and pass it off as Ebichu, while i pose as Ebichu's 'gochujin-chama'. then there wouldn't be much challenge, since basically there's nothing to being 'gochujin-chama' except act hysterical.
oh well. i give up. and please don't suggest some "maid" character. god knows i've had enough of maids.
and it's going to be my first cosplay, not counting the "cosplay" i did last year at EOY.
the problem is, i don't know what to cosplay as.
i really want to cosplay as Chii from Chobits, but then the wig would be a bitch. if only i could do it with my real hair, but then i wouldn't look like Chii anymore. i'll just look like some random person with Chii's persocom ears.
then apart from that, the other animes i watch are hentai and yaoi. i remember when i was 16 i wanted to go for some cosplay event dressed as Miko Mido from La Blue Girl, with my best friend, but in the end it turned out i wouldn't be in Singapore during the event. then now i find out that cosplay hentai characters are not allowed at events? but Miko Mido dresses decently (enough), and has that big stupid purple bow on her head. i really loved La Blue Girl and all the tentacle sex action though, it was really funny and ridiculous.
ok well, the next best cosplay would be the Bake Neko arc of ~ayakashi. at first i'm thinking of crossplaying as the demon catcher, but then i think i'll pull off Kayo better. but then i really like the demon catcher, so then i'll need a partner to be the demon catcher. then on second thoughts, Kayo does look a little stupid. and i'll have to be thinner to pull off the demon catcher.
heh. Oiwa-sama of Yotsuya Kaidan is out of the question as i don't want to get cursed. i mean, it's better to play on the safe side. it's said that if an actress doesn't visit her grave and ask for a formal pardon and her permission to play her role, the actress's right eye will drop out and her hair will fall off. and many of the people involved in reproductions of her story have died or committed suicide. so i guess, not risk it?
it wouldn't be fun to cosplay as Tomi Hime from the Tenshu Monogatari arc if i don't have a Zusho-no-suke as a partner. and it's impossible to find someone as tall and as built as Zusho-no-suke (not to mention as hot and manly), so i won't waste my time finding him.
of course, i could get my friends together to cosplay Bobobo...but which sane person would want to cosplay as a spiny orange ball or a ten-inch-tall tofu man?
i'll also love to cosplay Marimite, but i love almost all the characters in it! so i can't decide between Sachiko, Shimako, Yumi, Sei and Yoshino. and yes, it's a yuri anime. totally fits me. if i cosplay as crazy yuri seme Sei, i'll have the leeway to grope all the imouto-chans present.
how about Puchiko from Di Gi Charat? i love the random stupidity of that show. even better, i could cosplay as Pyoko, and end all my sentences with pyo-pyo-pyo. and if i'm Pyoko, my brother can join in as one of the doctors in the Black Gema Gema Dan. i mean, since he has a real stethoscope and a doctor's coat...he could give free checkups at cosfest too.
then again, body proportions do not allow me to cosplay as little girls.
i just had a stupid idea. maybe i can borrow one of my brother's hamsters and pass it off as Ebichu, while i pose as Ebichu's 'gochujin-chama'. then there wouldn't be much challenge, since basically there's nothing to being 'gochujin-chama' except act hysterical.
oh well. i give up. and please don't suggest some "maid" character. god knows i've had enough of maids.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Bulletine, Hear ye, Hear ye!
Zer0: thanks for the comment, i'm not saying that beauty and brains have to be inversely proportionate because i know many girls that are both stunningly beautiful and highly intelligent. i'm just saying that the pursuit of beauty and superficial popularity should not consume one's entire life, when time can be spent more meaningfully.
so well, i just got back. guess who won the preliminary judging round?
my BROTHER.
none of the girls came close to him. and indeed, it was a miraculous transformation for my brother, he whose nicknames used to be King Kong, Tubby, Nerd, etc. well, i saw it happen gradually so i dont really see the difference, but for the rest of the extended family, they had trouble recognizing him at first!
he used to be fat. then he decided to do something about it, and thus began his switch to vegetarianism and daily workouts at the gym.
he had LASIK done to correct his vision, so it's bye-bye grandpa glasses.
then he asked me for some style advice. and i took him down to my hairdresser who colored his hair and gave him a snazzy new haircut (he used to have those sad lonely otaku hairstyles). and re-coordinated his wardrobe. and bought him some bling to accessorize.
suddenly, all my female cousins wanted to take pictures with him.
he was unanimously voted the Queen of the May.
er, King.
so well, i just got back. guess who won the preliminary judging round?
my BROTHER.
none of the girls came close to him. and indeed, it was a miraculous transformation for my brother, he whose nicknames used to be King Kong, Tubby, Nerd, etc. well, i saw it happen gradually so i dont really see the difference, but for the rest of the extended family, they had trouble recognizing him at first!
he used to be fat. then he decided to do something about it, and thus began his switch to vegetarianism and daily workouts at the gym.
he had LASIK done to correct his vision, so it's bye-bye grandpa glasses.
then he asked me for some style advice. and i took him down to my hairdresser who colored his hair and gave him a snazzy new haircut (he used to have those sad lonely otaku hairstyles). and re-coordinated his wardrobe. and bought him some bling to accessorize.
suddenly, all my female cousins wanted to take pictures with him.
he was unanimously voted the Queen of the May.
er, King.
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Ach, Mine Friend Sir Derek Hast Deep, Darke Secrets
this post is for my Windsorians. you know, our Derek, jewel of Windsor's crown, smart, handsome, dependable Derek, he has some really really strange closet fetishes. and apparently, they are cosplaying. not just any cosplay, but Ouran High School Host Club cosplay.
witness, these photographs taken at EOY'06, a cosplay event held last December. click on images to see larger picture.

can you see him? can you see derek, cosplaying as taciturn, stoic Mori-sempai, and doing some kind of 70's moves with his fellow Host Club members?

here, a nice group shot. do you notice how he visibly appears to have acquired a single digit IQ? also, notice their group's Renge-chan? isn't she....just like the anime's Renge?

and finally, the creme de la creme. Derek's darkest secret.
update: it has come to my attention that Derek has not been coming online as often as he used to do. therefore, Windsorians, it must be a sign that there is something afoot here. rally together, my fellow loons, to help our friend out and return him to his original state.
witness, these photographs taken at EOY'06, a cosplay event held last December. click on images to see larger picture.

can you see him? can you see derek, cosplaying as taciturn, stoic Mori-sempai, and doing some kind of 70's moves with his fellow Host Club members?

here, a nice group shot. do you notice how he visibly appears to have acquired a single digit IQ? also, notice their group's Renge-chan? isn't she....just like the anime's Renge?

and finally, the creme de la creme. Derek's darkest secret.
update: it has come to my attention that Derek has not been coming online as often as he used to do. therefore, Windsorians, it must be a sign that there is something afoot here. rally together, my fellow loons, to help our friend out and return him to his original state.
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